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		<title>John Shuttleworth: If Nick Clegg was called Nicholas</title>
		<link>http://www.minnellium.com/2010/04/john-shuttleworth-general-election-2010/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 17:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Haygarth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lovely to hear John Shuttleworth on the Vote Now Show late on Radio 4 last night.  The track&#8217;s here if you missed it &#8211; his wonderfully crafted lyrics are a great take on the three horse race that&#8217;s unfolding before us&#8230;. I think he has a point.  If Nick Clegg was called Nicholas, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Electioneering warning&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.minnellium.com/2010/03/electioneering/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 20:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Haygarth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With a general election looming, I thought it was time to remind all the dedicated readers out there to remember some important things about democracy
1. Read decent papers




2. Don&#8217;t vote for people who would wipe their hands after shaking hands with you




3. Be prepared to ask the right questions and push for an answer




4. Have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ozzy &#8211; our Ladyboy Rabbit</title>
		<link>http://www.minnellium.com/2009/10/ozzy-our-ladyboy-rabbit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Haygarth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A funny thing happened this morning.  After Lily got a 12 week old female rabbit called Daisy for her birthday in September, our three year old Rabbit to a great interest in climbing on her back &#8211; immediately &#8211; as rabbits do (all rabbits, it seems).  Time came for a slightly pricey but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Table Frisbee</title>
		<link>http://www.minnellium.com/2009/02/table-frisbe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:20:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Haygarth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Given the fun that my dog Elvis has with his frisbee, I thought it fair to show you a video of a new way humans can discover a newfound love for this simplest of ace toys&#8230;





See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
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		<title>British National Cyclocross Championships 2009</title>
		<link>http://www.minnellium.com/2009/01/british-national-cyclocross-championships-2009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Haygarth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A great day out.  It&#8217;s such an event for me &#8211; and to have it at Bradford, within the hour from home, was such a pleasure.  Adding to that pleasure was the fact that mum, Katie and the girls could all come out and watch me on the relatively short day trip.

The race [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Time to cherish the ugly</title>
		<link>http://www.minnellium.com/2008/12/time-to-cherish-the-ugly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:17:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Haygarth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There seems to have been an irritating number of cutesy &#8220;look at a puppy kissing a kitten&#8221; type emails hitting my inbox recently.  Much more than normal.  I&#8217;m not sure whether the global economic crisis is leading people into some sort of goo induced love of everything innocent; maybe the escapism is the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A midwinter p-p-p-pick-me up</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 09:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Haygarth</dc:creator>
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It was Lily&#8217;s school Christmas Concert on Tuesday and she and some of her friends danced a delightful penguin dance.  Sorry for the rubbish mobile phone quality of the fillum you&#8217;re about to watch.  (Lily&#8217;s the one on the far left at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Remember, remember &#8211; the 5th of November</title>
		<link>http://www.minnellium.com/2008/11/remember-remember-the-5th-of-november/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Haygarth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Something about the rather significant things going on on the other side of the big pond that makes me feel like we&#8217;ve reached a pretty momentous turning point in world history.  Much in the same way that in 1997 I felt a massive relief when Labour ended a very long Tory rule in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fred Whitton Challenge 2008 &#8211; Faking It</title>
		<link>http://www.minnellium.com/2008/05/the-fred-whitton-challenge-2008-faking-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.minnellium.com/2008/05/the-fred-whitton-challenge-2008-faking-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 21:14:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Haygarth</dc:creator>
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The Fred Whitton Challenge is billed as a 112 mile sportive ride for charity around the English Lake District, taking in six of the major passes en route&#8230; starts and finishes at Coniston, and includes the climbs of Kirkstone Pass, Honister Pass, Newlands Pass, Whinlatter Pass, Cold Fell, Irton Pike, and finishes with the brutal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who do you think you are kidding, Mrs Haygarth?</title>
		<link>http://www.minnellium.com/2008/04/who-do-you-think-you-are-kidding-mrs-haygarth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Haygarth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Went to watch mum in a play of Dad&#8217;s Army last night at the Grand Theatre in Lancaster.  With a familiarity of Dad&#8217;s Army on TV, I&#8217;m not sure what I was expecting. I certainly wasn&#8217;t expecting it to be such a faithful copy of the original.
The play itself was essentially three episodes of [...]]]></description>
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