I am Fear Factory. I’m a a revolutionary who
is angered by the conformity and autonomy of today’s society. I am sickened by scandals such as MTV, and respond by fighting back. Internally, I am very emotional. I hide this by keeping a cold and dark exterior.
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Something about this made me giggle. What sysnthesisers say when everything goes wrong…
Poor old Ricky Gervais is furious with watchdogs at the Radio Advertising Clearance Centre for insisting he makes cuts to his new radio commercial for the Prostate Cancer Charity.
They reckon his advert, urging men to go for a rectal examination, is a bit too graphic – and insisted a ‘squish’ noise to indicate the delicate probe be cut. Even so, it still can’t go out before the 9pm watershed.
Gervais said: “One of the reasons that people die of cancer is that they don’t get themselves checked. One of the reasons they don’t get checked is embarrassment over the issue. The radio authority has actually enhanced this as a taboo and put the cause back.”
But you can still hear the ad, squish and all, here.
Sorely missed… looked alot like my Grandpa Catlow. Here are some of Ronnie’s most memorable lines:
“The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies.”
“The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.”
“In a packed programme tonight we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.”
“The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on
duty tomorrow.”
