I got an interesting thing in the post this morning from my brother- and sister-in-law, offering fashion advice, following unprecedented piss-taking after my stated intention to wear leather jeans to a party the other week. That’s Sally and Simon, in the photo. Fashion advice.

On the article that they sent me (from one of Sally’s high fashion magazines like “Take a Break” or something), the fashion ‘barometer‘ (presumably, this means the people under the most pressure to be fashionable), Katie Price and Peter Andre are at the top. Truly the height of fashion. The same magazine said that leather jeans looked no good. Cutting edge advice.

I know where they can put their advice, and to be honest, I know that Simon, for one, would probably enjoy it.